MVP Rewind | The “Brew Crew” Halts 3-Peat
THE BREW CREW WINS THE PENNANT!! Last night, the big league’s “Brew Crew” upended the Dodgers’ quest for baseball’s first 3-peat since the 2000 Yankees. Thank the lord. What some may not know is that we’ve seen this before… Here’s a short story about the 2019 MVP Brew Crew, and their path to knocking off…
The Captain Wins TJX Title
BOSTON — One former Brew Crew star brought a championship to Beantown this August, adding another ring to an already established CV, thanks to his years spent in the heart of MVP’s dynasty. Capt. Kyle Baylous, PhD, shipped up north last fall after serving as the defensive anchor behind MVP’s historic run. Long before the…
2026 Season Recap: Defense Doesn’t Always Win Championships
Quarterfinals: Dugouts (5) @ Bayberry Park Get ’em a Brew: 2026 MVP Brew Crew | 7-4, 149 RF/127 RA/+22 RD After losing a chunk of offense from the 2025 club, MVP’s path to winning in 2026 became clear: defend and stay close enough for the lineup to make one big swing. That formula nearly delivered…
August Recap: Finale, Awards, & Playoff Preview
Final Results Goblins – W (10-6) 2026 Final Record: 7-3 | 144 RF, 121 RA, +24 RD Apparently, unbeknownst to the JM, the powers that be decided against a league-wide doubleheader on Sunday, which started a fiasco with the playoff seeding. However, MVP controlled the controllable in their win over the Goblins, and will now…
July Recap: Better Days Ahead
Final Results Bullworms – L (25-11) Dilfs R Us – W (17-4) Boys – L (22-21) July Record: 1-2 | 49 RF, 51 RA, -2 RD 2026 Record: 6-3 | 134 RF, 115 RA, +19 RD After a battle-tested July facing two top clubs, MVP heads into the regular season finale against yet another, a…
June Recap: The Crew Hits Its Swing
Final Results Bugouts – W (16-7) Breaking Balls – W (14-12) Rolling Stoners – W (26-12) Dugouts – W (12-11) June Record: 4-0 | 68 RF, 42 RA, +26 RD 2026 Record: 5-1 | 85 RF, 64 RA, +21 RD A flawless June takes a backseat to the original MVP leadoff man, Chuck Azzara, successfully…
May Recap: You Win Some, You Lose Some
Final Results Boys – W (7-6) Goblins – PPD Bagas – L (16-10) Record: 1-1 | 17 RF, 22 RA, -5 RD MVP has matched up with four teams in the DSSL finals since 2019, three of which were featured consecutively to kick off the 2026 season. The only team missing, conveniently, was the commissioner’s.…
2026 Season Preview: Jewish Shohei Era Begins
Storylines to Follow: Can the JM lead MVP back to the title? What are we doing about KB’s speaker? Munchie – you playing? Who has the cooler? WADING RIVER – The changing of the guard took place Sunday afternoon. A hungover Jewish Shohei unceremoniously picked up the Home Depot bucket, and officially took the keys…
BREAKING NEWS: Jewish Shohei Named MVP GM
WADING RIVER – Late Saturday evening, the MVP Brew Crew and Jon “Jewish Shohei” Rich struck a deal, appointing him as MVP’s leading man for the 2026 season and beyond. He officially becomes the 1st Jew to lead MVP. Mezel! In his DSSL debut season in 2017, Jon earned Rookie of the Year honors and…
MVP Insider Investigation: 2019 Rookie of the Year
For years, MVP’s award system went through a single authority: Tom Loesch. The former GM’s choices were often intuitive and sometimes mind boggling. And with no formal record keeping or digital trail, the Loesch era left behind a legacy of hieroglyphic stats, oral folklore, and the occasional “Tom had too much to drink” moments. MVP…
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