MVP Sportsbook 2.10

Well, everyone missed their NFL lock last weekend. Ev would’ve had a good week had we picked the games he did (no one would), but in the correct games, where it matters, he failed to capitalize. He did however go 3-0-1 on his B.S. plays.

There’s another familiar face in the podcast this weekend, as the boys overdrafted the GM’s softball bank account to recruit highly touted NFL star, Tom Brady, to become a regular. Wait, I’m receiving word that it isn’t that Tom Brady, however this one is much cuter. He’s gonna come on and give a parlay to pay for his upcoming wedding. His SGP is Washington Huskies ML & o51.5. Inaugural plays are currently hitting at a 82.9% rate (not fact-checking).

Our segue guy, Zach White made an appearance, and has also given some picks: Chargers ML & o48.5. Hailey too made an appearance, but oh no, the Zoom ended before we could get her play. Ah, man, hate to see it. I think she said Texas -12.5. Do with that information as you will. Again, inaugural plays are firing at a 93% clip since 2019 (not fact-checking).

NOTABLES:

• Tommy Bett 7-Haired BHole lock of the week: Florida State -14, no guest appearance 😦
• Wheel, Snipe, Celly with Matty Ice Saturday night plays: Canucks/Leafs o6.5, Stars ML, and Sabres ML.
• Nick & Jon only ones to hit a lock
• Nick on a 2 game NCAA mortal lock streak (fluke? probably)
• Everett does well with the picks he came up with, falls short on podcast sanctioned plays
• Overcoming Adversity: Jon & Shane open up about their struggles with dyslexia
• Shane wins a mug from the Naval Academy because he’s so strong

SIDE QUESTS

They’re back!

• Nick- UNC -14, GB/Pit u39, Tommy Devito u164.5 pass yards
• Jon- Dallas Cowboys Defense 3TDs
• Everett- Tommy Devito 1 passing TD to DaRon Bland (Cowboys DB)
• Shane- Joe Brrrrrrrrr 3+ Passing TDs, o3.5 signs that say “Tank for Caleb Williams” at Giants game

Anyways, here’s the plays:

Tennessee -1 @ Missouri, o/u 58.5

OVER RIBBIT RIBBIT (i’m running out of names) (11-4)

• Munch- o58.5
• Jon- Mizzou +1, o58.5
• Everett- Tennessee -1, o58.5
• Shane- Mizzou +1, o58.5

Oklahoma State -2.5 @ UCF, o/u 64.5

• Munch- OKST -2.5
• Jon- OKST -2.5, u64.5
• Everett- UCF ML, u64.5
• Shane- OKST -2.5, ML

LSU -13.5 @ Florida, o/u 63.5

• Munch- o63.5
• Jon- Florida +13.5, u63.5
• Everett- o63.5
• Shane- Florida +13.5, o63.5

Texans @ Bengals -7, o/u 47.5

• Munch- u47.5
• Jon- Texans +7, o47.5
• Everett- Bengals -7, o47.5
• Shane- Texans +7, o47.5

Lions -3 @ Chargers, o/u 48.5

• Munch- o48.5
• Jon- Lions -3, u48.5
• Everett- Lions -3, o48.5
• Shane- Lions -3, ML, u48.5

Cowboys -16.5 @ Giants, o/u 38.5

• Munch- u38.5
• Jon- Cowboys -16.5, o38.5
• Everett- Cowboys -16.5
• Shane- u38.5

MORTALS

• Munch (2-8 NCAAF, 5-4 NFL)- Wisconsin/Northwestern u42.5, Vikings ML
• Jon (7-3 NCAAF, 3-5-1 NFL)- Rutgas ML, Falcons -1.5
• Everett (7-3 NCAAF, 2-7 NFL)- JMU -24.5, Ravens -6
• Shane (5-5 NCAAF, 5-4 NFL)- Penn State +4.5, Jets/Raiders u36
• Reagan (7-4)- None, they’re playing Christmas music already, Ev feels she is unworthy of a pick because of this
• Tommy Bett (4-2) – Florida St -14
• Matty Bay (2-1) – Canucks/Leafs o6.5, Stars ML, Sabres ML
• Tom Brady (0-0)- Washington Huskies ML & o51.5 SGP

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