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Nick makes his way down to the island to try to get everyone together, but in typical MVP Sportsbook fashion, Jon has a wedding. And what an episode he missed. It was filled with beers, laughs, and Shane’s Patrick Mahomes impression. Unfortunately (because we weren’t on Zoom and we took an hour to record because we got distracted in conversation) Photo Booth decided not to save the video. Should we have broken it up into maybe 20 minute intervals? Perchance. But you’re looking at a quartet of dimwits. This is genuinely the biggest tragedy in the 21st century. This would’ve been the one to put us on the map. I blame Tim Cook (short Apple stock *not financial advice*).

NOTABLES:

  • 3/4 get together to record
  • We were gonna put funny videos in between (and for ribbits)
  • Jon sends in picks, but not mortals (he’s drunk so we’ll allow it) edit: Jon sent in his mortals, one is a live bet edit 2: game is over Syracuse won
  • Matty Bay gives us his picks including a preseason hockey pick (which hit)
  • Which NFL player would you pick in a fight?
  • Who’s the hottest quarterback? (hint: Joe Flacco is the right answer)
  • Josh Allen o/u 11.5 inches (hint: obviously over)
  • Multiple Ribbit Ribbits
  • Don’t watch the Joker sequel

SIDE QUESTS:

We had some good side quests, I’m just really saddened that y’all can’t see the video 😦

  • Nick – Arsenal -2.5, Justin Fields rush TD, Derrick Henry 100+ rushing yards, Derrick Henry anytime TD, Mark Andrews to catch a pass this week
  • Jon – o1,000,000 beers consumed
  • Everett – Breece Hall one billion fantasy points, 4+ out of the game injuries in NYJ/MIN, Garrett Wilson to become WR2 for the Jets next week, CLE/WAS o43.5
  • Shane – Josh Allen 250+ pass yards

Here are the plays:

Missouri @ Texas A&M -2.5 o/u 48.5

  • Munch – Mizzou +2.5, o48.5
  • Jon – Mizzou +2.5, o48.5
  • Everett – TAMU -2.5, u48.5
  • Shane – Mizzou +2.5, o48.5

Ole Miss -8.5 @ South Carolina, o/u 53.5

OVER RIBBIT (2-4)

Origins of the Ribbit Ribbit c. 2023
  • Munch – o53.5
  • Jon – South Carolina +8.5, o53.5
  • Everett – Ole Miss -8.5, o53.5
  • Shane – Ole Miss -8.5, o53.5

Miami -10.5 @ California, o/u 54

  • Munch – Cal +10.5
  • Jon – Miami -10.5
  • Everett – Cal +10.5, u54
  • Shane – Cal +10.5

Jets @ Vikings -2.5, o/u 40.5

  • Munch – u40.5
  • Jon – Jets +2.5, u40.5
  • Everett – Vikings -2.5 (had Jets until I said Jon was on Jets), u40.5
  • Shane – Vikings -2.5, o40.5
  • Matty Bay – o40.5

Bills @ Texans -1, o/u 47.5

OVER RIBBIT (2-4)

Origins of Ribbit Ribbit Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
  • Munch – Bills ML, o47.5
  • Jon – Texans -1, o47.5
  • Everett – Texans -1, o47.5
  • Shane – Bills ML, o47.5
  • Matty Bay – Bills +1

Cowboys @ Steelers -2.5, o/u 44

  • Munch – Steelers -2.5
  • Jon – Cowboys +2.5, o44
  • Everett – Cowboys +2.5, u44
  • Shane – Steelers -2.5
  • Matty Bay – Cowboys +2.5

MORTALS

  • Munch (1-4 NCAA, 1-3 NFL) – SMU +6, BAL/CIN o49
  • Jon (2-3 NCAA , 1-3 NFL) – UNLV ML (live bet because they’re playing currently), Packers -3
  • Everett (2-3 NCAA, 0-4 NFL) – Navy/Air Force u37, Commanders -3.5
  • Shane (3-3 NCAA, 2-2 NFL) – Boise State -27, GB/LAR o48.5
  • Reagan (4-4) – Purdue +12.5, Jags -3
  • Tommy Bett (2-3) – 49ers -7.5
  • Matty Baylous (7-7) – Dolphins -1.5, Ravens -2.5

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