MVP Sportsbook 3.4

Another week passes us by in the football world. The boys are obviously doing horrible in both NFL and NCAA. Another special thanks to Matty Baylous (6-6) giving us his mortals. He’s getting prepared for hockey season and hopefully getting back on Tommy Bett’s good side for his chicken cutlets.

NOTABLES:

• Dogfight for Ol’ Reliable Ole Miss mortal lock; Ev in shambles after
• We roast Shane for his college mortal before he takes the spread
• Ev plays with his background the entire time
• Nick updates the records finally, will show them after the week

SIDE QUESTS:

Side quests were a bit more civilized, though many quarterbacks will still be playing with erections.

• Nick – CIN/CAR alt o49.5, Derrick Henry o68.5 rush yards, Derrick Henry 100+ rush yards
• Jon – Michigan u34.5, Jaxson Dart Heisman, Joe Burrow to play full game with an erection, Lamar Jackson to play with a glock in his hand, Aaron Rodgers 400+ (yards, TDs, you name it)
• Everett – Travis Hunter Heisman, Oklahoma/Auburn u45, White Sox u39.5 regular season wins, Josh Allen to show Lamar Jackson how “a white man runs the rock”, Texans alt -21, CJ Stroud 350+ pass yards + 4TDs
• Shane – Andy Dalton to play the full game with an erection, Josh Allen 2 rush TD, Will Levis eating even more mayo on the sideline

Here are the plays:

Oklahoma State @ Kansas State -5, o/u 57.5

• Munch – KState -5, u57.5
• Jon – o57.5
• Everett – KState -5, u57.5
• Shane – Oklahoma State +5, o57.5

UNC @ Duke -2.5, o/u 55.5

• Munch – UNC +2.5, ML, o55.5
• Jon – UNC +2.5, u55.5
• Everett – Duke -2.5
• Shane – UNC +2.5, u55.5

Georgia -2 @ Alabama, o/u 50

• Munch – Georgia -2
• Jon – Bama +2, u50
• Everett – Bama +2, o50
• Shane – Bama +2, o50

Bengals -4.5 @ Panthers, o/u 46.5

• Munch – o46.5
• Jon – Bengals -4.5, o46.5
• Everett – Panthers +4.5, u46.5
• Shane – Bengals -4.5, u46.5
• Matty Bay – Bengals -4.5

Bills @ Ravens -2.5, o/u 46.5

• Munch – Ravens -2.5, u46.5
• Jon – Bills +2.5, u46.5
• Everett – Ravens -2.5, u46.5
• Shane – Ravens -2.5, o46.5

Seahawks @ Lions -3.5, o/u 46

• Munch – Seahawks +3.5
• Jon – Seahawks +3.5
• Everett – Lions -3.5, o46
• Shane – Seahawks +3.5, o46

MORTALS

• Munch (0-4 NCAA, 1-2 NFL) – North Texas -6.5, TEN/MIA u36.5
• Jon (2-2 NCAA , 1-2 NFL) – Ole Miss -16, Jets -7.5
• Everett (2-2 NCAA, 0-3 NFL) – UCF -14, Texans -6.5
• Shane (2-3 NCAA, 1-2 NFL) – Notre Dame -6.5, Titans +1
• Reagan (4-3) – Michigan -10
• Tommy Bett (2-2) – Texas -37.5
• Matty Baylous (6-6) – Cowboys -5.5 (already an L womp womp), Bengals -4.5

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