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Well, we recorded the episode, but the video doesn’t want to upload so apologies to all of our viewer. Darn.

NOTABLES:

  • Multiple Ribbit Ribbits
  • Ev = still gay for Cam Rising
  • Saw Comeback Player of the Year, James Loesch at the Mets game last night
  • Nick messes up the records prior to week 3

SIDE QUESTS:

Everyone decided to make a mockery of side quests this week. The first one being that I won’t (nor do I care to) remember every side quest.

  • Nick – JMU +10.5, ML, o48.5, Kansas/WVU o57.5, Akron/South Carolina o47, Georgia Southern/Ole Miss o67, James Conner 1 TD, Marvin Harrison Jr. 1 TD, Browns -6.5, Daniel Jones to be benched and the Giants trade for Joe Flacco, Giants ML when Joe Flacco starts,
  • Jon – USC -20, Saints -7, Panthers +5, Jaxson Dart Heisman, Cam Rising to confirm that he is, in fact, made of glass, Lenny Kravitz to win 2024 US Presidential Election
  • Everett – Cam Rising 4 TDs (and one over the pants handy from Ev), FIU -14, Florida/Mississippi St u58, Raiders -5, LA/PIT u36, Micah Parsons 2+ sacks, Will Levis to make another pass turn into a meme
  • Shane – CJ Stroud 225+ pass yards, Jalen Hurts rush TD, Daniel Jones 2 rush TD + 2 pass TD, Will Levis to finish an entire jar of mayo at halftime

Here are the plays:

USC -5 @ Michigan, o/u 43.5

  • Munch – o44
  • Jon – USC -5, o43.5
  • Everett – USC -5
  • Shane – Michigan +5

Utah @ Oklahoma State -2.5, o/u 52.5

MEGA DOUBLE RIBBIT (1-2)

  • Munch – Utah +2.5, ML, o52.5
  • Jon – Utah +2.5, o52.5
  • Everett – Utah +2.5, o52.5
  • Shane – Utah +2.5, o52.5

Tennessee -7 @ Oklahoma, o/u 57.5

  • Munch – Oklahoma +7
  • Jon – Oklahoma +7
  • Everett – Tennessee -7, team total over 31.5
  • Shane – Tennessee -7, o56.5

Texans -2 @ Vikings, o/u 46

  • Munch – u46
  • Jon – Vikings +2, u46
  • Everett – Texans -2, o46
  • Shane – Texans ML, u46
  • Matty Bay – Texans ML

Eagles @ Saints -2.5, o/u 49.5

WHO DAT? RIBBIT RIBBIT (1-2)

  • Munch – Saints -2.5
  • Jon – Saints -2.5, o49.5
  • Everett – Saints -2.5, o49.5
  • Shane – Saints -2.5
  • Matty Bay – u49.5

Lions -3 @ Cardinals, o/u 51.5

  • Munch – Cardinals +3, o51.5
  • Jon – Cardinals +3, o51.5
  • Everett – Lions -3
  • Shane – Lions -3, o51.5
  • Matty Bay – Cardinals +3

MORTALS

  • Munch (0-3 NCAA, 1-1 NFL) – Coastal Carolina +3.5, Packers +3
  • Jon (2-1 NCAA , 1-1 NFL) – Cal +2.5, Bucs -7.5
  • Everett (1-2 NCAA, 0-2 NFL) – Ole Miss -36.5, Cowboys ML
  • Shane (2-2 NCAA, 1-1 NFL) – Notre Dame -28, 49ers -6.5
  • Reagan (4-1) – UNC -10.5, Titans -3
  • Tommy Bett (1-2) – Penn State -48.5
  • Matty Baylous (3-3) – Raiders -5.5, Ravens ML, Colts ML

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