MVP Sportsbook 3.2

Another day, another scramble to coordinate. Ev told us he was available to record, pushed his ETA up (signifying being ahead of schedule), and then didn’t respond the rest of the night. While he slumbered, the boys knew the show must go on.

We had special guest, local hockey expert, Matty Baylous on the show tonight. He gave some selections via text courtesy of our 40- minute timer on Zoom. Alex also makes an appearance as he stays at Hotel Bettenhauser (my apartment).

NOTABLES:

• Ev misses a good one
• First Ribbit Ribbit play of the year hits
• Ev still hasn’t sent in his picks, lowclass scumbag (he probably won’t read this either) edit: Ev sent his selections at 4:30 pm Thursday
• Jon gets into Jewish roots, serenades the podcast with Lenny Kravitz cover
• Jon learns about Zoë Kravitz, gets distracted by her nipples
• Shane does Patrick Mahomes impersonation
• Nick makes a ban bet- if his college mortal lock misses, he is banned from college overs
• Reagan still gets her selections in

SIDE QUESTS:

• Nick – UCF/TCU o61.5, Josh Allen 2+ rush TD, team Kupp my balls ML
• Jon – Tyler Bass o6.5 kicking pts, Jason Sanders o5.5 kicking pts, Devon Achane 2+ TD, Anthony Richardson o pass yards, Jets to score 30+ points, Joe Burrow hand to fall off
• Everett – likes boys
• Shane – Josh Allen 2+ rush TD, Malik Willis 35+ rush yds (if Jordan Love doesn’t start)

Here are the plays:

Arizona @ Kansas State -7.5, o/u 59.5

OVER RIBBIT (1-0)

• Munch – o59.5
• Jon – Arizona +7.5, o59.5
• Everett – KState -7.5, o59.5
• Shane – Arizona +7.5, o59.5

LSU -7 @ South Carolina, o/u 49

• Munch – South Carolina +7, o49
• Jon – South Carolina +7, o49
• Everett – LSU -7, o49
• Shane – LSU ML, u49

Texas A&M -3.5 @ Florida, o/u 47

• Munch – TAMU -3.5, o47
• Jon – TAMU -3.5, o47
• Everett – Florida +3.5, u47
• Shane – Florida +3.5

Bills @ Dolphins -2.5, o/u 48.5

• Munch – Bills +2.5, o48.5
• Jon – Bills +2.5, o48.5
• Everett – Bills +2.5, u48.5
• Shane – Dolphins -2.5, o48.5

Colts -3 @ Packers, o/u 41

ANTHONY RICHARDSON FAN CLUB RIBBIT

• Munch – Colts -3
• Jon – Colts -3, o40.5
• Everett – Colts -3, o40.5
• Shane – Colts -3

Chiefs -5.5 @ Bengals, o/u 47.5

• Munch – Chiefs -5.5, o47.5
• Jon – Chiefs -5.5, u47.5
• Everett – Chiefs -5.5, u47.5
• Shane – Bengals +5.5, o47.5

MORTALS

• Munch (0-2 NCAA, 1-0 NFL) – Rice/Houston o44.5, Jets/Titans u40.5
• Jon (1-1 NCAA , 0-1 NFL) – Ole Miss -22.5, Bucs +7.5
• Everett (0-2 NCAA, 0-1 NFL) – Boston College +16.5, Rams +1.5
• Shane (2-1 NCAA, 0-1 NFL) – Missouri -16.5, Steelers -2.5
• Reagan (2-1) – Jets ML, Illinois ML
• Tommy Bett (1-1) – Georgia -24.5
• Matty Baylous (2-1) – Cowboys -6.5, Colts -3, Commanders ML
• Alex – Aaron Judge to hit a Home Run (any point this weekend), Saquon Barkley anytime TD

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