MVP Sportsbook 3.1

Well week 0 was a great start for the boys (besides the fact we all missed our mortal lock), we were all 50% or better. Will it last? Probably not. But the NFL season is upon us and football is good.

NOTABLES:

• Shane was “too busy with work” to join the Zoom. Fans of the podcast recall his spotty attendance last year.
• Jon/Ev do whiteboard, draw genitalia
• Ev gets 2 minute minor for playing skibidi toilet song
• We come up with another name for the ribbit ribbit skibidi toilet rizz picks
• Jon calls Patrick Mahomes a “c*nt”, claims he’s one of our three listeners
• Jon calls NC State fan a “boob”
• Matty Baylous texts us a few of his selections
• Jon says he’ll have an erection for the entire Jets-49ers game, alongside QB Aaron Rodgers

SIDE QUESTS:

We’re talking about the Jets, be advised for bias from one person

• Nick – Houston/Oklahoma o49.5, Steelers +3.5
• Jon – 44-40 Lions Win, Garrett Wilson TD, Tyler Conklin TD, Jets TTO 20, Aaron Rodgers o10.5 erections during the game
• Everett – Lions -1,000,000,000, Breece Hall 3 TDs (for fantasy football), Aaron Rodgers o3.5 downs played
• Shane – work related tasks

Here are the plays:

Texas -7.5 @ Michigan, o/u 42.5

• Munch – Michigan +7.5, u42.5
• Jon – Texas -7.5, o42.5
• Everett – Texas -7.5
• Shane – Michigan +7.5, o42.5

Tennessee -7 @ North Carolina State, o/u 60.5

• Munch – o60.5
• Jon – Tennessee -7, o60.5
• Everett – Tennessee -7, o60.5
• Shane – Tennessee -7

Iowa State @ Iowa -2.5, o/u 35

• Munch – Iowa -2.5, u35
• Jon – Iowa -2.5, u35
• Everett – Iowa -2.5, u35
• Shane – Iowa State +2.5, ML

Ravens @ Chiefs -3, o/u 47

• Munch – Ravens +3, u47
• Jon – Ravens +3, u47
• Everett – Chiefs -3, u47
• Shane – Ravens +3, ML

Rams @ Lions -3.5, o/u 51

LIONS RIBBIT RIBBIT SKIBIDI RIZZ AIDS DADDY

• Munch – Lions -3.5, o51
• Jon – Lions -3.5, o51
• Everett – Lions -3.5, o51
• Shane – Lions -3.5, u51

Jets @ 49ers -4.5, o/u 44

• Munch – u44
• Jon – Jets +4.5, ML, u44
• Everett – 49ers -4.5
• Shane – 49ers -4.5, u44

MORTALS

• Munch (0-1) – Kansas/Illinois o55.5, Vikings/Giants u41
• Jon (0-1) – Ole Miss -42, Texans -3
• Everett (0-1) – Nebraska/Colorado o59, Saints/Panthers u41.5
• Shane (1-1) – Tulane +10, Bengals -8
• Reagan (0-1) – Cincinnati Bearcats -2, Cardinals +6.5
• Tommy Bett (1-0) – Dolphins -3.5
• Matty Baylous – Lions -3.5, Chiefs -3, Texans -3

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