MVP Sportsbook 2.16: TOMMY BRADY GUARANTEED $5k PARLAY

Gotcha bitches. Because yet another week has passed and since Shane White would prefer to be paid helping teenage boys straddle each other, we haven’t recorded.

Again.

There isn’t that many notable things that happened this week, but ICYMI:

NOTABLES:

• penis.

We went 2-1 on the ribbit plays, now sitting at 14-10. If you got this far, it’s only right you go through our picks.

Munch’s Picks (2-1)

• 68 Ventures Bowl, Sat 12/23 7pm EST: Eastern Michigan +17.5
• Guaranteed Rate Bowl, Tues 12/26 9pm EST: Kansas/UNLV o66.5
• Fenway Bowl, Thurs 12/28 11am EST: SMU -10.5; Red Sox under 75.5 wins

Rich’s Picks (1-2)

• Mayo Bowl, Wed 12/27 5:30pm EST: West Virginia -6.5
• Texas Bowl, Wed 12/27 9pm EST: Texas A&M/OKST o52.5
• Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl, Fri 12/29 2pm EST: Oregon State +6.5

Ev’s Picks (1-2)

• Armed Forces Bowl, Sat 12/23 3:30pm EST: JMU -1.5
• Las Vegas Bowl, Sat 12/23 7:30pm EST: Utah -6.5
• Guaranteed Rate Bowl, Tues 12/26 9pm EST: Kansas/UNLV o66.5

Shane’s Picks

Still here? Let’s go to the pros…

Bengals -3 @ Steelers, o/u 38

Under ribbit? Shane? (14-10)

• Munch- Steelers +3, u38
• Jon- Bengals -3, u38
• Everett- Steelers +3, u38
• Shane-

Colts @ Falcons -2.5, o/u 45.5

Colts ribbit? Shane??

• Munch- Colts +2.5, ML
• Jon- Colts +2.5 u45.5
• Everett- Colts ML, u45.5
• Shane-

Jaguars @ Buccaneers -1.5, o/u 42

• Munch- u42
• Jon- Bucs -1.5, o42
• Everett- Jags +1.5, o42
• SHANE??

MORTALS

• Munch (4-10 NCAAF, 8-7 NFL)- Packers -2.5 1H
• Jon (8-6 NCAAF, 5-9-1 NFL)- Jets ML
• Everett (10-4 NCAAF, 5-10 NFL)- Lions -3
• SHANE?!?(7-6 NCAAF, 7-4 NFL)-
• Reagan (10-5)- we need her picks
• GM (4-2-1) – Fins -2

BUTTHOLE PICK OF THE WEEK PRESENTED BY TOMMY BETT (8-4): Chiefs – 10

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