MVP Sportsbook 2.9: Roast Session

We didn’t record this week as the boys did a great job communicating on when to record. Dipshit with the broken leg also thinks he can pull a Greg Jennings from Madden 12 (see below image). The GM took a play straight out of the Sean Payton playbook offering a bounty to whoever will target this buffoon. He also simply didn’t text in the right plays at all. So, I’m going to keep the plays that he sent in and see how he does. Now, this has never happened so I get to make the rules; if they hit, they won’t count, and if they miss, they’re worth double. That’s the price you pay for being a dingus. You also deserve this because now we can’t get any Szechuan silly ribbit plays this week (which have been doing so superb, I’m proud of us).

I cropped the picture, but Jon also asked about doing the podcast (on Friday), but we all didn’t do that.

So, instead of the video, I have thrown a few of my favorite TikToks from the past 36 hours. Watch ’em, don’t watch ’em, I’ll never know.

Tommy Bett obviously hit another BHole pick of the week, now at a phenomenal 4-1. He’s going back to his German roots with this play taking the early bird game in Germany, Dolphins/Chiefs o50.5.

ALSO, we have a new NEW section to the podcast, we haven’t decided on the name so I’m naming it Wheel, Snipe, Celly with Matty Baylous, where he has so graciously offered to provide some Saturday hockey picks; Winnipeg Jets ML , Senators/Lightning o6.5 goals, and Canadians/Blues u6.5 goals. Mind you, the boys haven’t been favorable to him as he failed to make a good first impression, but we believe the young buck will do just dandy.

NOTABLES:

• Boys go undefeated on college mortals
• Nick now 1-8 on college football locks, officially breaking the most embarrassing drought
• Ev hits 4th straight college mortal, now 7-2
• Kevin enjoys a “glass of red with a cherry tomato” on flight
• Nick, Shane go 2-0 on mortals
• All of the boys hit 50%+ on NFL
• Both tubthumping by Chumbawamba skillet ribbit plays hit, now 11-3
• I’m writing this at 3am wearing a penguin onesie, scratching my balls

Anywho, let’s get rolling. Here are the plays:

Army @ Air Force -17.5, o/u 32.5

• Munch- Air Force -17.5
• Jon- Air Force -17.5, u32.5
• Everett- Utah -11, yup, he doesn’t even appreciate our military
• Shane- Army +17.5

Oklahoma -5.5 @ Oklahoma State, o/u 61.5

I LIED SEXYY RED SKEEYEE RIBBIT OVER DADDY (11-3)

• Munch- o61.5
• Jon- Oklahoma -5.5, o61.5
• Everett- o61.5
• Shane- Oklahoma ML, o61.5

LSU @ Alabama -3, o/u 61.5

• Munch- Bama -3
• Jon- LSU +3, u61.5
• Everett- Kansas/Iowa St u53.5 (why would we pick this game?)
• Shane- LSU +3

Dolphins @ Chiefs -1.5, o/u 50.5

• Munch- o50.5
• Jon- Dolphins +1.5, o50.5
• Everett- Bears/Saints u41
• Shane- Chiefs -1.5

Seahawks @ Ravens -5.5, o/u 44

• Munch- Ravens -5.5
• Jon- Seahawks +5.5, u44
• Everett- o44
• Shane- Ravens -5.5, u44

Cowboys @ Eagles -3, o/u 47

• Munch- Eagles -3
• Jon- Cowboys +3, u47
• Everett- Cardinals/Browns u39
• Shane- Cowboys ML

MORTALS

• Munch (1-8 NCAAF, 5-3 NFL)- Arizona +2.5, Colts/Panthers o43.5
• Jon (6-3 NCAAF, 3-4-1 NFL)- Missouri +15.5, Jets ML & Giants/Raiders u37.5 (parlay)
• Everett (7-2 NCAAF, 2-6 NFL)- Notre Dame -3, Falcons -3
• Shane 5-4 NCAAF, 5-3 NFL)- Notre Dame -3, Giants ML
• Reagan (7-4)- her son didn’t even put his picks in, what makes you think he got these?
• Tommy Bett (4-1) – Dolphins/Chiefs o50.5

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