MVP Sportsbook 2.8: Ride the Tsunami

And just like the abusive boyfriend who says they’re gonna stop beating you, Nick lies again about his college football lock hitting. Once again, he says today’s the day that it’s gonna change. I wouldn’t count on it, though. I think that this has a lot to do with the decreasing viewage of the blogs. I don’t blame the people for not wanting this guy bothering everyone at 10am on Saturdays.

However, Everett went 4-0 in college football, Shane goes undefeated on mortals this week, and the Gillit Ribbit Mega Tsunami Cowabunga plays are now 9-3. Thank the Lord there’s one thing going right in this podcast.

I completely forgot to mention Tommy Bett’s now officially not undefeated 7 Haired B-Hole pick of the week: Georgia -14.5. The sharp gave the host a call right before the beginning of the podcast and the host couldn’t remember to announce it. Heck, he’s so sharp, he even (unofficially, have to say it for legal purposes) had John Glenn covering against Port Jeff -27.5 (they won by like 28, guy’s a f*ckin wizard).

NOTABLES:

• How many side quests is too many side quests? Jon answers that question
• Everett says he wants to play in the Turkey Bowl because he totally, obviously can…
• Nick calls Jimmy G mid, compares Raiders to his collge locks
• Jon = not a fan of the Raiders
• Ev calls his mortal lock a megalodon, answering the Episode 2.5 question of whether a blue whale or megalodon pick was bigger
• We do the blog on Wednesday, I don’t write this until Friday, Reagan has a pick that already played
• No Ryan, no Kevin, no GM, it’s getting a bit lonely
• Nick pretends he can read statistics, gives analysis of Kentucky

SIDE QUESTS

Welp, Jon decided that today was the day that all he would say is “Side Quest”, then follow it up with something irrational. So, let’s get these over with:

• Nick – Saquon ATD, Kayvon Thibodeaux 2+ sacks, Tyrod Taylor 30+ rushing yds, Saints ML, Dolphins -9.5
• Jon – o5.5 Dan Campbell “f*cks”, Jermaine Johnson 2+ sacks, Quinton Williams 2+ interceptions, CJ Mosley o3.5 concussions given, o1.5 Saquon ACLs torn (same play parlay), Jets -10 alt line, Zach Wilson 2TDs + 250+ passing yards + u1.5 interceptions (parlay), Brian Daboll o0.5 mothers banged by Zach Wilson (did I get all of them?)
• Everett – o1.5 Lions trick plays, Texans o43.5, Nick to rewatch the blog for Jon’s side quests (can’t be bother to rewatch, not a good sign for the host)
• Shane – proud of his Port Jeff Royals

Here are the plays:

Duke @ Louisville -4, o/u 46.5

• Munch- Louisville -4
• Jon- Duke +4, ML, o46.5
• Everett- Duke +4, u46.5
• Shane- Duke +4, o46.5

Oregon -6.5 @ Utah, o/u 47.5

• Munch- o47.5
• Jon- Oregon -6.5
• Everett- Utah +6.5, o47.5
• Shane- Oregon ML, o47.5

Tennessee -3.5 @ Kentucky, o/u 51.5

• Munch- Kentucky +3.5
• Jon- Kentucky +3.5, o51.5
• Everett- Tennessee -3.5, o51.5
• Shane- Kentucky +3.5

Jets -3 @ Giants, o/u 36.5

UNDER GILLIT RIBBIT OOGA BOOGA TSUNAMI (9-3)

• Munch- Giants +3, u36,5
• Jon- Jets -3, u36.5
• Everett- Jets -3, u36.5
• Shane- Giants ML, u36.5

Bengals @ 49ers -3.5, o/u 43.5

• Munch- u43.5
• Jon- Bengals +3.5, u43.5
• Everett- Bengals +3.5, o43.5
• Shane- Bengals +3.5

Raiders @ Lions -8.5, o/u 45.5

LIONS BING BONG TSUNAMI MEGA FUN TIME

• Munch- Lions -8.5
• Jon- Lions -8.5, o45.5
• Everett- Lions -8.5, o45.5
• Shane- Lions -8.5, u45.5

MORTALS

• Munch (0-8 NCAAF, 4-3 NFL)- Coastal Carolina +4, Titans +3
• Jon (5-3 NCAAF, 3-3-1 NFL)- Boston College -14, Browns +3.5
• Everett (6-2 NCAAF, 2-5 NFL)- Kansas +9.5, Texans -3
• Shane (4-4 NCAAF, 4-3 NFL)- Notre Dame -20.5, Chargers -8.5
• Reagan (6-3)- Saints ML, Syracuse (they didn’t cover already)
• Tommy Bett (3-1) – Georgia -14.5

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