MVP Sportsbook 2.7: Womp Womp

The boys have had an absolute STINKER these last two weeks. Will this be the week that someone puts up some sharp numbers? Probably not. Well, we do have Tommy Bett and Reagan, the only two guest appearances on the show that consistently outperform the schmuckos who do this for a living. The boys look to find their footing again, as some skeptics say it’s due to the editor creating an abomination because he’s a child when it comes to playing around in iMovie.

It was a pretty quick show, the boys were going to Brew Crew HQ (The Ale House) to get some much needed motivation from Lisa. No funny business editing into this one…

NOTABLES

• The boys stink
• Port Jeff, get behind master tactician Shane White, wins 37-0
• Puff appearance (and Mama G in the background)
• Ev goes down memory lane to when Joe Pa’s grandkid knew about the kid diddling all along
• The boys figure out square roots
• Ev gets 2 minute minor, not very receptive to the penalty

SIDE QUESTS

Welp…

• Nick – Lamar Jackson 50+, 75+, 100+ rushing yards, 1st TD, ATD, Graham Gano o5.5 kicking pts, UNC -23.5
• Jon – UNC -23.5, Zach Wilson o1.5 MILFs banged
• Everett- Zach Wilson o1.5 interceptions, o0.5
• Shane- Travis Kelce 2TDs, Khalil Mack 2+ sacks

Welp, here’s the plays and the video:

Penn State @ Ohio State -5, o/u 45.5

• Munch- PSU +5
• Jon- PSU +5, u45.5
• Everett- OSU -5
• Shane- o45.5

Tennessee @ Alabama -8.5 o/u 47.5

OVER TORNADO TSUNAMI RIBBIT (7-3)

• Munch- o47.5
• Jon- Tenn +8.5, o47.5
• Everett- o47.5
• Shane- Bama ML, o47.5

Duke @ Florida State -14.5, o/u 49.5

FSU TSUNAMI RIBBIT (I’M COUNTING IT)

• Munch- FSU -14.5
• Jon- FSU -14.5
• Everett- FSU -14.5
• Shane- FSU ML, u49.5

Browns -3.5 @ Colts, o/u 41.5

• Munch- Colts +3.5, ML
• Jon- Colts +3.5, u41.5
• Everett- u41.5
• Shane- Browns -3.5

Chargers @ Chiefs -5.5, o/u 47.5

• Munch- Chargers +5.5
• Jon- Chargers +5.5, o47.5
• Everett- o47.5
• Shane- Chiefs ML

Dolphins @ Eagles -3, o/u 51.5

• Munch- Eagles -3
• Jon- Dolphins +3, ML, u51.5
• Everett-Eagles -3
• Shane- Eagles -3, ML

MORTALS

• Munch (0-7 NCAAF, 4-2 NFL)- Utah State/San Jose St o66, Rams -3
• Jon (5-2 NCAAF, 3-2-1 NFL)- Oklahoma -17.5, Bills -8
• Everett (5-2 NCAAF, 2-4 NFL)- Air Force/Navy u33.5, Lions +3 & o43.5 (parlay)
• Shane (3-4 NCAAF, 3-3 NFL)- Air Force -10.5, Giants +3
• Reagan (5-2)- UCONN +1.5, Seahawks -7.5
• Tommy Bett (3-0) – Washington -27.5

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