MVP Sportsbook 2.6: Whale or Megalodon?

The boys go undefeated on NFL locks and a total of 6 of the 8 mortal locks, which may or may not be a record. Nick had another rough Saturday slate, and the boys had a poor Sunday.

I’m gonna keep putting random stuff in the middle of the video, so watch at your own will, but I will give some timestamps that I recommend you all watch (it’s midnight and I felt like lying, I’m not giving timestamps).

NOTABLES

• Jon, Shane join from Peconic, Nick and Ev at the Wehr household
• No Tommy Bett appearance, texts in his lock
• GM joins, plays Fortnite with Ev, distracts him from being productive during the podcast
• Haley Cavinder enters transfer portal, Draftkings has Hobart College as the favorite (+150)
• Cristiano Ronaldo gets 99 lashes because he hugged a Iranian woman in a wheelchair, MVP looks to implement this punishment for players that show up after 9:30 on Sundays
• Ev gets poison ivy on his bad leg (how do you do that?!?!?!?!?)
• Nick still can’t hit a college mortal lock, says today is the day (I don’t believe him)
• Ryan says he’s gonna come over, lies.
• Whale or Megalodon? Ev and Jon bicker about their college lock
• Nick tells the viewers to fade his college mortal lock, no one disagrees
• Ev ruins multiple Ribbit Gillit Tornado plays

SIDE QUESTS

Most of these don’t hit, but you still gotta take ’em.

• Munch – North Texas/Temple o69.5, UMASS +42.5, Michael Penix Jr. 4TDs, Bryce Young and New York Giants retire at halftime
• Jon- UNC -2.5, Jets ML, Justin Fields 50+ rushing yards, Cincinatti/Seattle to go to OT
• Everett- Tua Tagovailoa o0.5 concussions
• Shane- KJ Osborn ATD

Here are the plays:

Oregon @ Washington -3.5, o/u 66.5

• Munch- o66.5
• Jon- Washington -3, o66.5
• Everett- Washington -3
• Shane- Oregon +3, o66.5

USC @ Notre Dame -3, o/u 60.5

• Munch- USC ML
• Jon- USC +2.5, ML, u60.5
• Everett- Notre Dame -2.5, u60.5
• Shane- USC +2.5, ML, o60.6

Auburn @ LSU -11.5, o/u 60.5

• Munch- o60.5
• Jon- Auburn +11.5, u60.5
• Everett- u60.5
• Shane- Auburn +11.5, u60.5

Vikings -3 @ Bears, o/u 43.5

• Munch- Bears +3, ML
• Jon- Bears +3, ML, o43.5
• Everett- Vikings -3, o43.5
• Shane- Bears +3

Seahawks @ Bengals -2.5, o/u 44.5

BENGALS RIBBIT TORNADO? (6-3, does this one count? You be the judge)

• Munch- Bengals -2.5
• Jon- Bengals -2.5, o44.5
• Everett- Bengals -2.5
• Shane- Bengals ML

Lions -3 @ Buccaneers, o/u 42.5

• Munch- Lions -3
• Jon- Bucs +3, o42.5
• Everett-Lions -3
• Shane- Bucs +3, o42.5

MORTALS

Before we get into them, I would like to add this quote from Jon regarding his college mortal: “Lock of the century, absolute Goliath grouper pick of the year”

• Munch (0-6 NCAAF, 3-2 NFL)- Toledo -16.5, Texans ML
• Jon (4-2 NCAAF, 2-2-1 NFL)- Duke -3, Dolphins o47.5
• Everett (4-2 NCAAF, 2-3 NFL)- Iowa/Wisconsin u35.5, SF/Cleveland o36.5
• Shane (3-3 NCAAF, 3-2 NFL)- Rutgas -4.5, Eagles -6.5
• Reagan (5-2)- asleep when we were recording
• Tommy Bett (2-0) – Dolphins -13.5

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