MVP Sportsbook 2.2

Jon had a phenomenal week last week, while most of us failed to convert our mortals and most of our regular plays. Ev and Shane joined us from the hospital this week. We got about 45 minutes before noon kickoff and I’m not sure if the blog will be posted before that.

We also hit our earthquake last week with Colorado. Now for anyone who doesn’t know what an earthquake is, it’s when the four so-called “gambling gurus” that do the blog all choose the same play. Do they usually hit? I’m not keeping track of that, but I think we’re 1-0 this year.

NOTABLES:

• Ev breaks his leg (not during the blog)
• Nurse interrupts the plays
• Nick and Jon act like children playing the “Penis” Game
• Apparently Justin Fields is the reason Ev broke his leg, others believe he has gambling debts

Nothing too exciting from this blog, we’re all concerned that Ev actually met the ghost of James Gandolfini and he was the one to break Ev’s leg because of his so called “mortal locks”. I can say this right now, because what’s Ev gonna do? Chase me? I beat him in a foot race 10 times out of 10 (right now).

Anyways, here’s a picture of Jon’s stats for the blog, kinda like when Loesch kept track of the batting title, the numbers might be fake but, once they’re in the blog, they’re legit.

Welp, before I’m late to posting this, let’s get into the plays:

Penn State -14 @ Illinois, o/u 48.5

• Munch- Penn St -14, TTO 31.5
• Jon- Penn St -14, o48.5
• Everett- Illinois +14
• Shane- Penn ST -14

UNC -7 @ Minnesota o/u 50.5

• Munch- UNC -7, o50.5
• Jon- UNC -7, u50.5
• Everett- u50.5
• Shane- o50.5

Tennessee -5.5 @ Florida, o/u 56.5

• Munch- u56.5
• Jon- Florida +5.5, u56.5
• Everett- o56.5
• Shane- Florida +5.5, o56.5

Ravens @ Bengals -3, o/u 46.5

• Munch- o46.5
• Jon- o46.5
• Everett- Ravens +3
• Shane- Bengals -3

Chiefs -3 @ Jaguars, o/u 51.5

• Munch- Chiefs TT o27.5
• Jon- Jags +3, o51.5
• Everett- u51.5
• Shane- Chiefs -3, o51.5

Seahawks @ Lions -5, o/u 47.5

LIONS EARTHQUAKE ALERT

• Munch- Lions -5
• Jon- Lions -5, o47.5
• Everett- Lions -5
• Shane- Lions -5, u47.5

MORTALS

• Munch- TCU/Houston o64.5, da Bears +2.5, sprinkle the ML
• Jon- Florida St -24.5, 49ers -7
• Everett- Ohio St -29.5, Colts +1
• Shane- Notre Dame -34.5, Giants -4, Danny Dimes o85 rushing yards
• Ryan- Kansas State -4
• Reagan- Bills -8.5, Army +7

Here’s the video.

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