MVP Sportsbook Podcast 2.1

Welp, everyone hit their mortal besides the schmuck who writes these so we’re gonna ignore that.

It’s the first week of the regularly anticipated NFL season. The boys in week one of college did alright, nothing too flashy, nothing too fancy.

NOTABLES:

• Kevin joins on the pooper, turns off camera to wipe 😦 and gives mortals (UMASS o2 regular season wins, fading LSU regardless of opponent)
• Mullahey joins, gives his mortals
• Kevin (in the Zoom chat) – “Zynnning hard right now. Might have to tko myself”
• Shane makes multiple questionable comments regarding quarterbacks and “she-guys”
• Jon = big fan of side boob, courtesy of Kate Upton
• Slinky brings back Deion’s toes
• Munch – writing this blog on the pooper
• No Reagan appearance, still has her locks
• For all the times we say never take the under, lots of unders this weekend

Idk what else there is to mention, we were all really watching the Thursday Night Game.

Here are the plays:

Nebraska @ Colorado -2.5, o/u 58.5

COLORADO EARTHQUAKE ALERT

• Munch- Colorado -2.5, TTO 30.5,
• Jon- Colorado -2.5, u58.5, 38-14 final score (note: final scores are only counted if they’re correct)
• Everett- Colorado -2.5, u58.5
• Shane- Colorado -2.5, u58.5

Iowa @ Iowa St. +3.5, o/u 36.5

• Munch- u36.5
• Jon- Iowa -3.5, u36.5
• Everett- Iowa -3.5, o36.5
• Shane- Iowa St. +3.5, o36.5

Texas @ Alabama -7, o/u 54.5

• Munch- Bama -7, o54.5
• Jon- Texas +7, o54.5
• Everett- Bama -7
• Shane- Bama -7, o54.5

Cowboys @ Giants +3, o/u 45.5

• Munch- u45.5
• Jon- Cowboys -3.5
• Everett- Cowboys -3.5
• Shane- Giants +3.5, u45.5

Dolphins @ Chargers -3, o/u 51.5

• Munch- Chargers -3
• Jon- Chargers -3, o51.5
• Everett- Dolphins +3, u51.5
• Shane- Chargers -3, o51.5

Bills @ Jets +2.5, o/u 45.5

• Munch- Bills -2.5
• Jon- Jets ML, u45.5
• Everett- o45.5
• Shane- Jets +2.5, o45.5

MORTALS

• Munch- Oregon-Texas Tech o69, Broncos & Commanders ML Parlay (-101)
• Jon- Oklahoma -16.5, Bengals -2
• Everett- App State-UNC o58.5, da Bears -1
• Shane- Tulane +7.5, Jags ML (-238)
• Ryan- Notre Dame -7.5, Commanders -7
• Kevin- UMASS o2 regular season wins, fading LSU, rooting for NY sports teams
• Reagan- NC State, Bills-2.5 (I might change my pick to the Jets now)

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