MVP Sportsbook Szn 2: Electric Boogaloo

We got hired for a second season! For some reason the fans wanted us to run it back. We even have the Tik Tok man himself, Shane White, joining the squad, making us a rather wonderful quartet. The Tik Tok money must be pouring in because Shane joined us from the marina.

We’re glad to be back for another year of taking picks based on pop culture and current events. As per usual, the boys came unprepared and figured out logistics on the fly throughout the episode.

Without further ado, let’s get into these picks. We have 3 college games and our NFL futures for ya:

Notables:

• Shane’s got a thing for Blaine Gabbert’s brother (QB of Miami (OH))
• GM, Reagan join us
• Everett has a Deion Sanders foot fetish, received two minute minor for HypnoToad, shortened sentence because we couldn’t figure out if he made is pick or not (he clearly did).
• Jon 50/50 on sucking Deion’s toes
• Shane confirmed Irish, supports Notre Dame
• Jon does fantasy football draft, doesn’t draft O.J.
• Life’s too short to bet the under, Slinky takes Demar Hamlin u0.5 heart attacks

DISCLAIMER: Slinky changed his mortal lock, it’s in the group chat so it’s still technically official. Also, we forgot to talk about UMASS being a whopping 1-0 to start the season, sorry Kevin. Don’t look at Everett’s screen for most of it, it’s just Deion Sanders foot.

NCAAF

LSU -2.5 @ FSU, o/u 57

• Munch: LSU -2.5
• Jon: LSU -2.5, o57
• Everett: FSU +2.5, u57
• Shane: LSU -2.5, u57

Miami (OH) @ Miami -17, o/u 45.5

• Munch: Miami (OH) +17, o45.5
• Jon: Miami -17, o45.5
• Everett: Miami (OH) +17, o45.5
• Shane: Miami (OH) +17, o45.5

Colorado @ TCU -20.5, o/u 63.5

• Munch: Colorado +20.5
• Jon: Colorado +20.5
• Everett: TCU -20.5, o63.5
• Shane: TCU -20.5, o63.5

Mortal Locks:

• Munch: Ohio St. -30.5, Marvin Harrison Jr. to win Heisman
• Jon: Utah -4.5
• Everett: Tennessee -27.5
• Shane: Notre Dame -8,
• Reagan: Louisville -7.5? Louisiana? The Vikings? It had something to do with Vikings and Disney and balloons. Surprised?

NFL Divison Winners

AFC North:

• Munch: Ravens
• Jon: Bengals
• Everett: Bengals
• Shane: Ravens

AFC South:

• Munch: Jags
• Jon: Jags
• Everett: Jags
• Shane: Jags

AFC East:

• Munch: Bills
• Jon: Jets
• Everett: Jets
• Shane: Bills

AFC West:

• Munch: Chiefs
• Jon: Chargers
• Everett: Chiefs
• Shane: Chargers

NFC North:

• Munch: da Bears
• Jon: Lions
• Everett: Lions
• Shane: Vikings

NFC South:

• Munch: Saints
• Jon: Saints
• Everett: Falcons
• Shane: Panthers

NFC East:

• Munch: Eagles
• Jon: Cowboys
• Everett: Eagles
• Shane: Eagles

NFC West:

• Munch: Rams
• Jon: 49ers
• Everett: 49ers
• Shane: 49ers

Super Bowl

Munch: Ravens-Eagles, Ravens SB winner

Jon: Jets-49ers, Jets SB winner Aaron Rodgers SB MVP

Everett: Bills-49ers, 49ers SB winner

Shane: Bills-49ers, 49ers SB winner (with backup QB SB MVP or Christian McCaffery)

MVP doesn’t endorse these picks, nor will they ever yada yada you know the drill.