As many of us know, our current GM constantly states that he is gonna pass the torch to someone. He has come to me to be the ultimate decider of who will receive the keys to the MVP Village Beverage Brew Crew castle (albeit you can’t get in after hours because Jay sold the place).
I have dived into the depths of the different types of business mindsets from the likes of Bernie Madoff, Steve Cohen, and the guys from Enron to help this team grow. Some may say I wasted my time doing such a peculiar, menial task, but I say to you,
“You ever play rugby?”
We want new bats, cameramen, a boombox or someone that brings a speaker (maybe even a DJ), free beer, and in order for us to get all that my selection for GM will help us get what we want. I believe that Weslie James, yes, the child of Ryan James, arch-nemesis of the current GM, should be our new GM.
Although she is four (that’s one, two, three, four) years old, she is a shrewd businesswoman, she has already beguiled both the GM and GM’s father for a ginormous bag of dum-dum lollipops and other delicious candy that was once in my pantry. Now just imagine what happens when one of us doesn’t pay the league fee.
Like her own dad this year.
I’m the team accountant too:)
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