Opinion: We Should Have a Punishment for Striking Out

The Boys, the Bullworms, and probably one of the YMCA teams we have to play all share a common theme; they have a punishment for players striking out. But what do the reigning champs have?

Nothing.

Not a god damn thing. And I think we should make a change. ✊🏿

Ryan James struck out and we don’t even have video evidence of it. A TikTok account, an Instagram account, and yet, no Ryan James video. We should have a punishment for striking out. We simply can’t let him get away with this.

Now, some of you may be wondering, why is the 2019 Ryan James Award recipient asking these hard hitting questions in this rather tense economy? Because I am for the people. I also want us to blow up on TikTok and Ryan James striking out is gold.

I don’t have any ideas for a punishment, I’m just addressing the fact that we need something.

Here are my ideas:

• Shotgun a 4 Loko (quirky, I know)
• Tequila shots!
• Play for the Stoners
• Record a dance TikTok
• Disqualification for batting title
• Ride home with the GM