MVP Sportsbook Ep. XII

Conference Championship weekend awaits us and a bounce back is set for the boys (I might’ve had the worst picks but I will never live down Robbie Gould, hopefully y’all tailed that and nothing else). The player prop bets might not have been the best idea for one of us, but we’re idiots and you might be dumber for believing we know anything. Reagan’s picks were not in the video (we forgot) but we have her plays.

Bubba has stated since before the playoffs started that the Niners and Bengals would be in it. Everett thought this was the Cowboys year (he never said it but every Cowboys fan believes it), and I was simply happy that the Giants didn’t fire all of the coaches and front office.

The BK/MVP collaboration has been canceled because I was sad that I saw the commercial too many times after watching the Giants get spanked. It reminded me of that Ray Rice guy a little bit, just kicking us when we’re down. Danny Scrambles has also been canceled for the time being (until I’m not upset about going over the top with his prop bets).

Without further ado, here are the plays. We decided to do spread, moneyline, and the total for both games, and I think 3 player props. We also thought we’d spice things up and took 1st touchdown scorer for both games. Let’s hope for the best.

San Francisco @ Philadelphia -2.5 o/u 46.5

• Bubba: San Francisco +2.5, ML, u46.5, AJ Brown o4.5 receptions, Jalen Hurst o46.5 rushing yards, Brandon Aiyuk & Devonta Smith ATD, Dallas Goedert 1^st TD
• Munch: Eagles -2.5, ML, u46.5, AJ Brown o4.5 receptions, Robbie Gould o6.5 kicking points (running it back), George Kittle ATD o45.5 receiving yards & 1^st TD
• Slinky: San Francisco +2.5, ML, u46.5, AJ Brown u70.5 receiving yards, Miles Sanders u1.5 reception, Christian McCaffery ATD & 1^st TD
• Reagan: San Francisco (because of the same Philly sl*t from last week)

Cincinnati @ Kansas City -1 o/u 47.5

• Bubba: Bengals +1.5, ML, o47.5, Jerrick McKinnon & Jamarr Chase ATD, Joe Burrow o277.5 passing yards, Travis Kelce 1^st TD
• Munch: Chiefs -1, ML, u47.5, Jamarr Chase & Travis Kelce ATD, Joe Burrow u277.5 pass yards, Travis Kelce 1^st TD
• Slinky: Bengals +1, ML, o47.5, Tee Higgins ATD, Kadarius Toney u35.5 receiving yards, Jamarr Chase o6.5 receptions, Tee Higgins 1^st TD
• Reagan: Cincinnati ML (because 🐯 and “I’m feeling feisty and ready to get back to work”)
• NOTE: Munch and Slinky both mentioned that the Bengals have won the last 2 games against the Chiefs 27-24, it’s at +5000. I obviously don’t have the Bengals winning, but we thought you guys should know.

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