MVP Sportsbook Ep. XI

We’re into the divisional round of the NFL Playoffs. The boys did fairly well last weekend. Not gonna lie, I think people should start tailing the boys. We’ve been over 50% these last few weeks, don’t miss out on the ride (MVP does not endorse these picks).

It sucks having to do this sometimes. Slinky and Bubba gang up on me because I made a slight goof on either my notes or the blog for last week. But the blog didn’t have one of the plays so Slinky didn’t lose one of his bets that I had written down (Blog never lies). NOTE: 9:30-9:48 on last week’s episode Slinky took the under, I forgot to put it in the blog so it doesn’t hurt his stats, you’re welcome. Jon still thinks he has the most reliable statistics but eh, who writes the blog each week? Jon also bragged multiple times about him being right. It’s not about being right, but I have the power to put him in the Zoom waiting room. Everett again was busy watching some college basketball game. We have started a GoFundMe to get him antiperspirants so he stops sweating all of his bets.

I still wonder if anyone reads these so if you do, I have a sitcom writing class this semester and I have to write a pilot for the show What We Do in the Shadows. If you have any clever ideas for a plot, I’m all ears. It’s on Hulu if you have a subscription, it’s pretty funny.

Reagan did not make a guest appearance but she has what some may consider the leading candidate for best quote 2023. She’s taking Giants o48 because “there’s some whore in Philly that does balloons and she wants her to not get any business for playoff games because she’s a f*cking sl*t.”

AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY (you rule!)

We had our very first (unofficial) commerical/free advertising presented by Burger King. Burger King is becoming more commonplace than Tom Loesch’s gray gym shorts on the mound. The boys did their very first BK photoshoot following their 3 episode contract with the fast food joint.

Here are the rest of the plays:

DISCLAIMER: Lots of picks this weekend for each game. Tail with caution… Also ATD stands for Anytime Touchdown, it just sucks to type over and over. Daniel Jones is also Danny Scrambles (see image below). My photoshop ability isn’t as professional as our beloved GM’s abilities, but I mean, c’mon.

Jacksonville @ Kansas City -9 o/u 52.5

• Bubba: Jags +9, Trevor Lawrence o1.5 Pass TD (-145), Jerick McKinnon Anytime TD (-120), Jags Team Total o21.5
• Munch: Patrick Mahomes o2.5 Pass TD (-114)
• Slinky: KC -9, u52.5, Travis Kelce ATD (-155), Trevor Lawrence u16.5 rush yards (-120)

New York @ Philadelphia -7.5 o/u 48

• Bubba: Giants +7.5, o48, Danny Scrambles o42.5 rush yards (-120), Dallas Goedert ATD (+210)
• Munch: Giants +7.5 & ML (+290), o48, Danny Scrambles o42.5 rush yards (-120) (hammer it, absolute LOCK OF THE CENTURY) & ATD (+200)
• Slinky: Philly -7.5, o48, AJ Brown ATD (-105), Jalen Hurts o246.5 pass yards (-115)
• Reagan: o48 (see quote above)

Cincinnati @ Buffalo -5.5 o/u 48.5

• Bubba: Cincy +5.5, ML (putting double on it) (+205), o48.5, Cincy Team Total o22.5, Tee Higgins ATD (+195)
• Munch: u48.5, Dawson Knox 1^st TD (+1100) & ATD (+170) , Josh Allen o38.5 longest pass completion (-110)
• Slinky: Cincy +5.5, o48.5, Josh Allen ATD (+145), Joe Burrow o10.5 rush yards (-110)
• Reagan: Buffalo -5.5 (has ballon friends in Buffalo)

Dallas @ San Francisco -3.5, o/u46

• Bubba: Dallas +3.5, u46.5, Dalton Schultz ATD (+220), Brock Purdy o0.5 Interceptions (-115)

• Munch: o46.5, George Kittle ATD (+140), Robbie Gould (the kicker) o7.5 points (-115)
• Slinky: Dallas +3.5, Dalton Schultz ATD (+220)

My fingers hurt from typing this. Trust in Danny Scrambles.

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