MVP Sportsbook Ep. X

Someway, somehow, we’ve arrived at episode 10 and the NFL Playoffs. The boys’ spirits were a bit low following the TCU slaughter that we almost didn’t record (or we forgot that it was Wednesday).

Bubba and Munch got into a slight bickering match when bringing up the stats. I said I was gonna go through all of the episodes; I’ve got much better things to do. None of us care enough. Especially not Slinky, who was too busy watching Marquette against UCONN (valid). He’s becoming a true Golden Eagle fan because he didn’t even bet on them this time, he watched them because he supports them.

Slinky had Google Earth as his background and Bubba’s “geometry” lesson of the day is that the Nordic countries kinda look like a penis from a certain angle.

I must say the boys (excluding yours truly) did very well in College Football. Both Bubba and Slinky were 60%+ PENDING VERIFICATION (we’re gonna say it’s close enough). They both went 3-4 on mortal locks and Munch went 4-3. Our mortal locks aren’t so mortal.

We’ve got a slate including all six NFL Playoff matches because there is no college football. We don’t have any mortal locks, you’ll just have to trust one of the plays to be correct.

Here are the plays:

NFL

Seattle @ San Francisco -9.5 o/u 41.5

• Bubba: o41.5
• Munch: George Kittle anytime TD +135 (Draftkings)
• Slinky: Christian McCaffery anytime TD -150 (Draftkings)

Los Angeles Chargers -2.5 @ Jacksonville o/u 47.5

• Bubba: Chargers -2.5 & o47.5
• Munch: Chargers -2.5
• Slinky: Chargers -2.5 & o47.5

Miami @ Buffalo -13 o/u 43.5

• Bubba: Buff -13 & o43.5
• Munch: o43.5
• Slinky: u43.5

New York Giants @ Minnesota -3 o/u 48.5

• Bubba: NYG +3 & u48.5 (“Minnesota will win Giants will cover” Vikings winning margin 1-6 +290 at DraftKings might not be the worst idea)
• Munch: NYG +3 & ML
• Slinky: o48.5

Baltimore @ Cincinnati -8.5 o/u 40.5

• Bubba: Cincy -8.5 & o40.5
• Munch: Baltimore +8.5
• Slinky: Cincy -8.5

Dallas @ Tampa Bay +3 o/u45.5

• Bubba: Dallas -3 & o45.5
• Munch: o45.5
• Slinky: Dallas -3

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