MVP Sportsbook Ep. IX

We’re back again for the biggest game on our show. That’s right it’s FCS Championship szn. I’m watching Carolina and Notre Dame while writing this and Jay Bilas and Dan Shulman both have a UGA sticker and TCU sticker on his chrome dome. Makes Tom Loesch look like he’s got a beautiful head of hair. They both said Georgia are winning by two scores so I have decided on behalf of the podcast crew, we all have a personal vendetta against both of them and ESPN as a whole.

I don’t remember much of this episode but it’s week 18 and college championship games. I do remember getting yelled at because I said the Jaguars suck. I will not apologize. In fact, I’m doubling down. Trevor Lawrence looks like a woman, while also not being on a very good football team. My mortal lock is that Trevor Lawrence’s favorite song is Shania Twain’s Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

Update: because I’m the one writing this I get to do what I want. Trevor Lawrence CONFIRMED ass. Can’t cover against the Titans. L @ Bubba @ Slinky. He sucks, and so do the Jags.

Here are the plays:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

North Dakota State @ South Dakota St. -5 o/u47.5

• Bubba: NDSU +5, o47.5
• Munch: NDSU +5
• Slinky: o47.5
• Reagan: NDSU +5

TCU @ Georgia -12.5 o/u 62.5

• All 3 schmucks: TCU +12.5, ML, o62.5

NFL

New York @ Miami +1 o/u 38.5

• Bubba: u38.5
• Munch: u38.5
• Slinky: MIA +1, u38.5

Tennessee @ Jacksonville -6 o/u 40

• Bubba: Jax -6, o40, Team Total o23.5
• Munch: u40
• Slinky: Jax -6, Team Total o23.5, Trevor Lawrence o 3 tds

Cleveland @ Pittsburgh -3 o/u39

• Bubba: Pitt -3 u39
• Munch: Pitt -3
• Slinky: Pitt -2.5 (buying a half point), u39

MORTAL LOCKS

CFB: TCU +12.5, ML, o62.5

NFL: Vikings -7.5 | Ravens Regular Season Wins o10.5 (it’s my future bet, they’re at 10 currently) and Man! I Feel Like a Woman! by Shania Twain featuring Trevor Lawrence | Cincinnati -7

Reagan: Giants +14

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