MVP Sportsbook Ep. IV

Good news for next week is the GM will be in attendance (CONFIRMED) to put a tent on this circus. That being said, great job to the 3 goons for not setting the Zoom on fire while being on their own the first 4 weeks.

Usually, I would give you a scroll of takeaways and stupid things our 3 in-house gamblers have provided us with. I don’t feel a list is what I want to do, so here are my thoughts on the dumb things they said:

Bubba s/o to UNH for beating mine and Munch’s alma mater, Fordham. While that means absolutely nothing as beating Fordham is the equivalent of beating the Stoners, he deserves a win anywhere he can get it.

Thank U, Next

Bubba says “whooping” is a new word. It is not. Perhaps UNH is not as elite as Fordham after all.

Thank U, Next

Munch chooses to abstain on games that are lined up on a betting podcast. He will be facing disciplinary actions for his complete and utter loss for the purpose of the entire sportsbook. We will be taking resumes to replace him immediately.

Thank U, Next

Everett, yes, I’m using your real name, please for the love of good stop talking about Utah’s QB, Cam Rising, like he is the second-coming. Maybe it’s the hair, but just blow him already and get on with your life.

Thank U, Next

Reagan, it is pronounced “a-kruhn” not “aye-kron”. Your pronunication sounded dangerously close to Akon.

And Finally,

I do appreciate the hostility towards Clemson ahead of the ACC Championship. Orange and Purple are horrendous colors especially when they are together. Better colors, better uniforms. Go Heels.

Here are the Picks:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Bubba: Utah +3 & o68 | K-State +2.5 & o61.5 | UNC +8

Munchie: USC -3 | TCU o61.5 | UNC +8 & o63

Slinky: Utah ML & o68 | TCU -2.5 | UNC +8

NFL

Bubba: NE +3.5 & u43.5 | MIA ML, +4, & o46.5 | TEN +5.5 & o44.5

Munchie: BUF -4 | MIA +4 | TEN +5.5

Slinky: BUF -4 | MIA o46.5 | TEN u44.5

MORTAL LOCKS

Bubba: Tulane -3.5 | NYJ ML

Munchie: UNC +8 | NYG ML

Slinky: UCF/Tulane o57 | KC/CIN o53

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