MVP Sportsbook Ep. III

**DISCLAIMER** Apologies to my fellow degenerates. I have no idea what I’m doing and this is my first time here. My mortal lock, the Bills, have already started playing and I submitted this late. Not that any of you really care, but I am sorry. But fuck the Baylous brothers for liking the Bills and them losing to kick off my weekend of losing money.

Last night, your GM was too busy playing softball so this is my, Munchie, first time writing for the blog.

Away we go…

Happy birthday Riley! Happy Thanksgiving!

Like many of you, I don’t watch these episodes in their entirety and make Alex sit through them to take notes. However, being that I am the favorite Bettenhauser and the nicer one by a long shot really, I decided during the season of giving to give our GM the night off. Here are some highlights for those like me who don’t like watching the episodes.

• We had one guest appearance from Hailey 😦
• Reagan 13:30 (hammered) gave her own “lock of the week” Rutgers +14. Reagan will be recurring guest. For the first time ever, the GM WILL endorse this pick. Go Scarlet Knights.
• Gina (no bet included even though Reagan made one)
• Puff (I couldn’t give her a lock) 15:30
• We got kicked off multiple times shoutout everyone’s wifi
• Munchbox Locks = big grass/turf guy (Did you know I went to London?) 

• “These stats wouldn’t be stats if they didn’t account for something – turf makes a difference” ~ Munch
• Ore-’gone’ or Ore-’gun’ – Battle of the Pronunciation (its Ore-’gun’)
• Ev forgot which picks he had because this wasn’t our first attempt (Ev played golf while we tried to record the first attempt)
• Bad blood between Cincy and Bubba this year
• Bubba thinks 14.5 points = 1 touchdown and half a point, common math L

Well that was fun. Here are everyone’s picks from both the GM’s Games of the Week and our cards for the weekend.

Bubba’s Picks (GM Games)

• Mich +7.5, o56.5
• Tulane ML
• Oregon -3, o58.5
• Dallas -10
• Lions +9.5, o54.5
• Vikings -2.5

Munchbox Locks (GM Games)

• OSU o 56.5
• Tulane ML
• Oregon -3
• Giants o45
• Bills -9.5
• Vikings u42.5

Slinky (GM Games)

• Michigan +7.5
• Tulane/Cincy o46.5
• Oregon St. +3
• Bills o54.5
• Cowboys -10
• Vikings Over 42.5

Now here are the individual cards of my colleagues and I.We all suck, but we do this for fun/. It’s only money right?

Bubba’s Card

• UCLA -10
• Army -20
• TCU -10
• LSU -10

MORTAL LOCK – COASTAL CAROLINA +14.5 (PLAYING JMU)

• Commanders -4
• Dolphins/Texans o46.5
• Bengals/Titans o42.5
• Panthers +2.5

MORTAL LOCK – COLTS -2.5

Slinky’s Card

MORTAL LOCK – LSU -10

MORTAL LOCK – COMMANDERS -4

Munchbox Locks Card

• Texas -8.5
• Nebraska/Iowa u38.5
• Purdue/Indiana o54

MORTAL LOCK – OLE MISS -2

• Giants o45
• Seattle -3.5

**MORTAL LOCK – BILLS -9.5**

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except Ryan James. Some bad blood just runs in the family. Here’s the video and see everyone bright and early Saturday for Turkey Bowl XXXVI.

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