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Well, the boys made it passed the pilot and for that, congratulations. Unlike most of you, I actually have to sit through the entirety of the 40-minute podcast and take notes to write what is essentially a SparkNotes for the episode. But you should watch it, they’re actually funny.

Sometimes.

Let’s start with what you missed last week. Our panel went a cool 7-19 with their plays against the GM’s slate of lines provided. Pretty shit. But, if you were ballsy enough to play their CFB Mortal Lock Parlay, you’re a richer man for it.

After last week’s episode a former president was quite upset with Munch which resulted in the GM receiving a message from beyond the dead. (See Below).

Moving on, here are some notables from Episode II:

  • Reagan crashes the call (around 5 min mark)
  • Slinky sounds like he wants to perform oral sex on Utah’s QB and rescinds Vikings comment from last week
  • Munch wants Shane to follow him back on TikTok
  • Bubba feels supermodel, Kate Upton, has no ass

What the f*ck is he on?

Ah yes, the actual bets they made. Probably should share those as well:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Munch: USC/UCLA o76.5 | Pitt -7.5 | Oregon -3 & o63 (Parlay)

Bubba: USC -2 | Duke +7.5 & o50.5 | Utah +3 & o63

Slinky: UCLA ML & o76.5 | Pitt -7.5 | Utah ML

Mortal Lock Parlay: UTSA -13.5 | SMU/Tulane o65 | LSU -14.5 | TCU -2.5

NFL

Munch: NE -3 | DAL/MIN u47.5 | LV/DEN u41.5

Bubba: NYJ +3 & ML | DAL -1.5 | LV +2.5 & u41.5

Slinky: NE -3 | DAL/MIN o47.5 | LV/DEN u41.5

Mortal Lock Parlay: IND +4.5 | CIN -4.5 | BUF/CLE u41.5

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