We have a new sports bettor! Second-quietest kid on the team, Everett Wehr III, also known as “Slinky” and, more recently, “Hat Boy”, has joined MVP Sportsbook upon Bubba and Munch’s approval.
Slinky will come in and immediately assume the role of “MVP’s Tallest Gambler”, a dream job for Slinky.
Slinky also acknowledged that Marshall’s special uniforms this weekend may inspire more than Matthew McConaughey ever could.
Pitter Patter, lets get ‘Atter; here are Slinkly’s Links of the Week:
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The MVP Brew Crew Organization does not nor will they probably ever endorse Slinky’s picks. Any likeness of MVP or MVP-affiliates within this blog is purely coincidental.Terms and conditions apply for all bonuses. Must be 21+ to participate.
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