After a long and thoughtful consideration process which caused quite a few bridges to be burned, the Office of the General Manager, his Board of Trustees, and the cast of Moneyball have announced the playoff roster.
The MVP GM felt it was important to send this prior to next week’s regular season finale against the Dugouts to loosen up some MVP player’s sphincters seeing as the Brew Crew showed signs of regression back to the Tom Loesch era of internal intimidation and animosity during the Boys match-up.
That being said, every player on the regular season roster, with the exception of Ryan James, has been selected to participate in the 2022 postseason.
You didn’t actually think I’d cut you? It’s f*cking Sunday Softball.
Relax.
The lineup still may need to be trimmed to 14 to keep it competitive for semi-finals and the championship if MVP is to take care of business against Sizzlin, but all players are encouraged to come, drink, and their services in the form of pinch hitters, pinch runners, and defensive replacements is within the realm of possibility given MVP’s roster depth and flexibility.
Carry On.
Ryan James: you can still play ❤
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