MVP Takes Series Over Bagas in 26-17 Win

It appears the Bagas’ dream of a top spot is all but over as MVP caps off a 2-game sweep and wins the series on Sunday.

The MVP motto of Strength in Numbers was once again the theme as a lineup that had 14 guys slated quickly became 17 in the blink of an eye. It was totally worth it though as the Brew Crew put on a season-high 26 runs.

On a very successful “Jersey Day”, MVP traded their top-tier uniforms in for a slew of pro jerseys across a vast range of sports. Some notables include Pio’s New York Cosmos jersey, Shane’s Junior jersey, Pat’s LT jersey, and the GM’s Chris Gray PLL jersey.

A player that Gio confused for a soccer player, which is a sin amongst the SWR natives on the squad.

Prior to the game, Tom Loesch appeared quite disappointed that the Bagas’ regular pitcher was yet to arrive. Until, Tom clicked his twinkle toes 3 times and said a few choice words that are not appropriate for our viewers and BOOM! He appears.

The box was now open for business. When talking about shooting the middle of the field, Tom Loesch went on to say,

“Who gets hurt?”

Loesch

Alluding to only one person who could get hurt.

After the GM loses the coin toss, it was showtime. Play Ball.

1st Inning:

The highly-anticipated 1-2 punch of the Cutinellas started off with Kevin deliberately taking 5 pitches to successfully irritate the Bagas’ pitcher before he was retired. Frank would then deliver what could possibly be his final hit in his DSSL career.

What happened after that was something the GM couldn’t have dreamed up better. Hits from the GM, Shane, Brady, Muscles, Captain KB, Pat, Rizz, Pio, and Gio demoralized the Bagas as the pitcher was tea-bagged with a 9-spot (which included a little-league home run for Kyle Baylous and prompted the GM to mock the Baga chant) before he knew what happened.

The Bagas then brought some thunder of their own in the bottom of the 1st. After the 1st both teams felt that this would be sufficient and we could go home. We didn’t, but it was on the table. 9-7 MVP after 1.

2nd Inning:

Both teams score an additional run. 10-8 MVP.

3rd Inning:

After the GM led off the 3rd with his second of 3 doubles on the day, Shane, Brady, Muscles, Pat, and Rizz would tag on hits and give the Crew some much needed breathing room. MVP would go on to shut down the Bagas in the bottom half of the 3rd. 14-8 MVP.

4th Inning:

MVP would score 2 more courtesy of a 2-run home run from James who hit a fly ball so high, almost Gallo-like, that Shawn Hough was blinded by the Sun. James was off to the races. MVP’s defense would continue to shine as Captain Baylous turned a double play that prompted an electric energy that flowed across the entire dugout. 16-8 MVP.

5th Inning;

MVP’s energy resulted in a 3-up, 3-down inning. No spark. However, Frank would take his final at-bat and was greeted by every MVP player to send their best wishes his way.

The Bagas would score 3 to make it 16-11 MVP.

6th Inning:

The GM leads off another inning with a double and came around on a Rich sac-fly and then shut down the Bagas yet again. 17-11.

7th Inning:

After another successful YMCA performance, the Bagas score another 3. 17-14 MVP.

Now this is where things get interesting…

Does MVP have it in them to put the Bagas away or leave the door open for a comeback?

8th Inning:

MVP hands the Bagas a 4-spot after a Pio double kickstarts a string of extra-base hits from Gio, Ev, and Donnie. 21-14 MVP.

9th Inning:

MVP puts the nails in the coffin adding another 5 runs from a string of hits from, you guessed it, Shane, Brady, Muscles, Captain KB, Pat, Rizz, and Pio. The usual suspects. The Bagas appeared deflated, the Bagas’ pitcher was beyond pissed, and MVP was on cruise control to their league-high 8th straight win.

Now, the bottom half of this inning got a tad bit dicey. The Bagas were chipping away and on a single with a man on 2nd, Bagas GM, King James, and known nice guy, attempted to advance home. The GM gunned him down, but a known not nice guy, was in mid-season form and called him safe because he’s a tool. Shouting at the Baga player from the likes of Captain KB was enough for anyone with 2 eyes to know this was a horrendous call.

The Baga player then yelled,

“Let’s get me 1 more at-bat against these guys.”

Known Not Nice Guy

He obviously called King James safe to get another at-bat. A total scumbag move, but, as karma would have it, the next 2 Bagas would be retired and the on-deck batter, like his wife, was disappointed and unsatisfied.

26-17 MVP.

Notables:

• Mrs. Merrill spotted dancing during “Voodoo Man”
• Meat Cannon does the salsa and will be on Dancing with the Stars next season
• 1-Leg says if there are too many players, he won’t come and the GM responds with an empathic “No F*cking Way, You’re Coming”
• Brawl between 2 teams did not happen
• GM to appoint interim GM mid-week
• Meat Cannon’s snoring heard through floorboards in GM’s home
• Ryan James who?
• Muscles the new batting title leader (.800)
• Pat is a phenomenal catcher, watch out Ringo
• Pio predicts a Loeschism that he immediately says afterwards, confirmed psychic
• Kevin plays a great right field
• Remaining headshots were taken
• GM and Spanks are eskimo brothers
• Post-game celly at the Barn