Lost? Found? The Mystery Behind Disappearance of GM’s Glove

On a beautiful Saturday evening, the GM took to his traditional routine in ensuring that he had all his affairs in order ahead of the upcoming Baga match-up. A match-up, if won, that could put MVP in great position to secure the league’s top-seed for a 4th-consecutive season. As per usual, everything was in order.

Wait a minute…

Where are the gloves?

The GM recognized immediately that the backpack containing 3 baseball gloves was MIA. He immediately sent out a search team, led by Joe “Muscles” Sorrentino, to investigate the glove’s disappearance to no avail. Possible leads were explored such as the Bagas stealing the glove to avoid the GM playing all 4 outfield positions (See: MVP Outfield Plagued by Hand Injuries; GM to Patrol Entire Outfield at Once), the Boys holding it hostage to secure a deal for Ryan James ahead of the trade deadline (DEVELOPING…), and the very unlikely chance that the GM misplaced the bag within his home.

What to do, what to do.

Wait and hope.

The GM continued to set up for the Saturday evening clubhouse meeting and conduct business as usual.

After a long, laugh-filled evening, the GM had the meeting adjourned and sent his sober MVP players home safely. For those who were a bit more active in some clubhouse indiscretions, they remained with the GM for the night for overnight observation.

The GM, still gloveless, showed the young MVP stars their barracks for the evening as well as a tour of the recently-finished basement. A tour that included an infamously-haunted spare bedroom which had…

The backpack?

How could this be?

There is simply 1 logical explanation for this: A Ghost. Police sketch included below:

The GM and other MVP members recognized that this is the most likely cause behind the glove’s disappearance. On that note, she, the doll, was not done with MVP.

Later on that night, both Meat Cannon and Spanks claim to have been approached by the doll individually. First, asking Meat Cannon if he wanted to snort keratin. To which he responded with a polite, but horrified “no thank you.” She was very upset and stole a lock of his hair which she likely intends to use for a voodoo doll. (DEVELOPING…)

Spanky, on the other hand, was not so lucky. Or was he? The doll asked Spanks, “do you want to play?” Spanky Doodle Dandy, in a vulnerable state, reluctantly obliged fearing further repercussions for the young MVP core. The doll, incredibly pleased with his flexibility and endurance, decided to reward MVP.

How did she help out the MVP squad?

By kidnapping Ryan James.

The GM and Captain received a text from Ryan James which is believed to be the doing of the doll to cover all her bases. See Below:

MVP asks that anyone with any information at all regarding Mr. James’ whereabouts keep those details to their damn selves because we’re all over his bullsh*t. (DEVELOPING…)