MVP Outfield Plagued by Hand Injuries; GM to Patrol Entire Outfield at Once

Don’t worry, this’ll be a quickie like an evening with Ringo.

What in the world is happening to MVP’s outfield?

Piotrowski, Rizzi, & Wehr have all found themselves on the MVP IL due to a variety of hand injuries:

• Pio: Hand Surgery & Ripped Stitches on Fence (Healing Nicely)
• Rizz: Finger Sprain
• Wehr: Smashed Finger Between Car & Jack Handle

(NOT PICTURED: Rizzi’s Finger Citing Shyness)

MVP’s training staff expects all 3 outfielders to return to the field in the coming weeks.

That being said, the GM will play all 4 outfield positions against the Bagas to make up for the Left, Left-Center, & Right Fielder’s inabilities to play. A dream the GM has had for quite some time and an arrogance level just high enough to try and pull off the impossible.

MVP Insider got a quote from the GM on this tall task ahead of him and he went on record stating,

“Better to have 1 of me than 4 of them.”

GM, probably

Kidding, kidding.

From left to right: Brady, Pio, GM, Kevin.

Ice up gents and see all 17 of you on Sunday.